Video: Indians Touch Soap for First Time and Have Convulsions!
Written by Gabriel Lawson. A shocking development has emerged from India, a nation often celebrated for its rich cultural heritage and spicy cuisine….
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Old Photo of Kamala Harris Emerges of Her Interviewing for Job with Mayor Willie Brown!
Written by Daniel Whitmore. In the age of viral moments and questionable selfies, a blast from the past has resurfaced that has the…
Putin Hires Communist, Kamala Harris!
Written by Jacob Whitaker. Kamala Harris has accepted a new job—working for none other than Vladimir Putin himself. That’s right, folks. The former…
Video: Biden Administration Has No Dignity! Allows Dance Party in Public!
Written by Luke Matthews. In a stunning display of what some might call “freedom of expression” and others might label as a complete…
People Getting Monkeypox Vaccinations Experiencing Strange Side Effects! CDC Says it’s Only Temporary!
Written by Samuel Green. In a bizarre twist of fate, those who lined up for the monkeypox vaccine may have gotten more than…
British Citizens Disguising Themselves as Muslims to Get Free Benefits and Avoid Arrest!
Written by Grace Thompson. It seems that British citizens have discovered a foolproof way to secure a cushy life free of work, responsibilities,…
JD Vance Convicted of the Most Heinous Crime: Leaving a Shopping Cart!
Written by Jacob Matthews. A shocking photograph has surfaced, revealing JD Vance’s most egregious crime: forgetting to return a shopping cart. The image,…
Unearthed Kamala Harris Photo of Her Without Makeup Reveals She’s Actually White!
Written by Rebecca Williams. A newly surfaced photo of Kamala Harris without makeup has sent ripples through the political landscape. The image, which…
Liberals Insist on Public Nudity, Claims “The Children Want It!”
Written by Jacob Matthews. In a move that can only be described as peak liberal logic, a local parent has decided that the…