Written by Jonathan Matthews. In a move that surprised no one and amused everyone, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has gracefully declined an invitation…
Written by Matthew Goodwin. You thought drive-thru COVID tests were invasive? Well, hold onto your steering wheel because Monkeypox testing just took a…
Written by Abigail Thomas. In a move that has left political pundits scratching their heads and Italian chefs weeping into their marinara, former…
Written by Stephen Collins. In what can only be described as a bold new frontier in public health guidance, the Centers for Disease…
Written by David Mitchell. In what can only be described as the most spectacular mix-up since the 2020 election recounts, Rachel Gunn, a…
Written by Johnathan Michaels. In an unexpected twist that could only happen in the age of “woke” hiring practices, a gorilla has stepped…
Written by Caleb Anderson. In a move that left his critics reeling and his supporters cheering, Donald Trump has apparently decided to take…
Written by Jonathan Miles. In what can only be described as a groundbreaking attempt to redefine history, Netflix has launched a new documentary…
Written by Nathaniel Collins. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has announced his withdrawal from the Vice Presidential race. The reason? Apparently, Walz was under…