RFK Boasts Crowd Bigger than Trump and Kamala Combined. Insists It’s Not AI.
Written by Matthew Reynolds. In a move that has left both Trump and Harris scratching their heads—and probably their Twitter accounts—Robert F. Kennedy…
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Trump Crashes Kamala Harris Rally!
Written by Michael Thompson. In what can only be described as the most peculiar political showdown of the century, former President Donald Trump…
Kamala Harris Supporters Suffering from Covid-24. Faces and Body Parts Become Distorted after Rally. Fauci Denies.
Written by Matthew Sinclair. Kamala Harris, the Vice President who could rival a chameleon with her ability to change political colors, recently hosted…
Tom Brady Joins Mafia in 1954
Written by David Thompson. In a move that has baffled both sports fans and historians alike, Tom Brady, the NFL legend who defied…
Fisher-Price Keeping Up with Inflation by Selling Drug-Dealing Toys to Kids
Written by Luke Anderson. Remember the good old days when toys were all about wholesome fun and imagination? Back when Barbie was just…
Kamala Harris Crowd Made Up of Vampires that Don’t Cast Reflections!
Written by Benjamin Cross. In a spectacle that could only be described as straight out of a poorly written horror novel, Vice President…
Kamala Harris Denies Her Crowd was Created Using AI
Written by Samuel Johnson. In a shocking twist of events that had political pundits and meme enthusiasts alike rubbing their eyes in disbelief,…
Democrats Ban Misinformation Speech, Suddenly Silenced with Nothing to Say!
Written by Caleb Thompson. The Democratic Party has embarked on a valiant crusade to ban misinformation speech. This groundbreaking initiative promises to purge…
British Police Hiring Troll Dolls to Scare White People into Submission
Written by David Collins. In a bold and unquestionably sane move, British police have decided that the best way to tackle rising crime…