Amazon Now Selling Doorbell to Discourage Mormons and Jehovah’s Witnesses!
Written by: Mark Thompson. Amazon has just stepped up to the plate with a home security innovation that’s turning heads and raising eyebrows….
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Gavin Newsom Sentenced to Two Weeks Community Service for Being an Asshole! (Video)
Written by Bradford Montgomery. California Governor Gavin Newsom was sentenced to two weeks of community service. His crime? Being an asshole. It seems…
Miracle! Woman Deemed “Too Ugly” to Have Sex Defies Logic with 21 Abortions!
Written by Jessica Davenport. In a story straight out of the “You Can’t Make This Up” files, an Alabama woman, famously labeled as…
Tim Walz’s Military Time was as Sound as the Biden Dollar!
Written by Michael Sullivan. In a stunning display of heroism and digital savviness, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz recently shared what appeared to be…
Tim Walz Loses Son Beau in Francis Scott Key Bridge Collapse. Already Been Lost Four Times Before!
Written by Abigail Lawson. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has once again lost his son, Beau—this time in the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse….
Alec Baldwin Takes Home Gold in Olympic Shooting: Competitors “Accidentally” Eliminated!
Written by Samuel Mitchell. [I]n a turn of events that would make Quentin Tarantino proud, Alec Baldwin, the man known more for his…
Pete Buttigieg Makes Fashion Statement at Tim Walz Campaign Rally!
Written by Caleb Thompson. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg took his commitment to “blending in” to a whole new level. Arriving at a…
Jimmy Carter Declares Presidential Run at 100! Confused Rant About “Young Biden”, Peanuts, and Ethanol!
Written by Johnathan Miller. Jimmy Carter has announced his candidacy for president at the ripe old age of 100. Apparently, surviving a century…
Ben Stiller Wants to Be Black! Praises Robert Downey Jr. for Leading the Way! (Video)
Written by David Anderson. Ben Stiller, the beloved comedian known for his roles in “Zoolander” and “Meet the Parents,” has decided he wants…