The Economy is So Bad, Even Joe Biden’s Job is Being Outsourced to an Indian!
Written by Michael Thompson. The American economy is apparently in such dire straits that even the President’s job is being outsourced. Joe Biden,…
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Joe Biden to be Added to Mt. Rushmore!
Written by Matthew Johnson. President Joe Biden is set to join the ranks of the greats on Mt. Rushmore. But there’s a twist:…
Rachel Dolezal Confirms Kamala Harris is Indeed Black
Written by Michael Jackson. In a world where politicians change their identity more often than they change their suits, Vice President Kamala Harris…
Fisher-Price Panders to Black Community by Selling Robbery Kits for Kids!
Written by Michael Thompson. Fisher-Price has decided to release a line of “Robbery Kits” aimed at the Black community. The same company known…
Tonya Harding Breaks Gymnast’s Legs! Competes Anyway! (Video)
Written by Rebecca Johnson. Former figure skater Tonya Harding has decided to swap her ice skates for leotards, making a dramatic entrance into…
9/11 Mastermind, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Freed! Killed 3,000! Asks Biden to Have Book Thrown at J6 Peaceful Protesters!
Written by Matthew Johnson. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks, has been released from Guantanamo Bay. Where did he head…
“Michelle” Tyson Set to be Female World Boxing Champion! Judges See No Problem.
Written by John Peterson. Mike Tyson, the man who once ruled the boxing world with an iron fist (and occasionally a gnashing set…
Video: Olympians Accused of Drinking Soda to Get a Sugar Rush and Edge in Competition!
Written by Chad Johnson. Several Olympians have been accused of chugging soda to gain a competitive edge. That’s right, folks. The very same…
Hodge Twins Have Two Toilets in One Bathroom: Everything is a Competition!
Written by Samuel Thompson. In the latest episode of “Who Can Outdo Whom?”, the Hodge Twins have taken sibling rivalry to a whole…