Trans Olympic Boxing Gold Medalist: “Anyone Who Says I’m a Man Can Suck My Dick.”
Written by Jacob Harris. In a move that’s sure to have traditionalists choking on their protein shakes, the latest Olympic boxing sensation has…
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Black Kamala Harris and Family Celebrate Halloween Dressed as Indians in Rare Photo
Written by Andrew Johnson. A rare photograph of Vice President Kamala Harris and her family dressed as Indians for Halloween has surfaced. The…
Yoko Ono Sings National Anthem at Baseball Game, 12 Dead!
Written by David Thompson. In what can only be described as a national tragedy, Yoko Ono’s recent rendition of the national anthem has…
Kamala Harris Revisits Old Oakland Swimming Pool
Written by Samantha Green. Vice President Kamala Harris has decided to honor her Oakland roots by swimming in a toilet. Yes, you read…
Kamala Harris Visits Plastic Surgeon to get the, “Reverse Michael Jackson.”
Written by Matthew Thompson. In an unexpected twist of events, Vice President Kamala Harris has reportedly taken a page from the King of…
Man Dies on Plane at Takeoff for Defying Upright Seat Rule. “That One Inch Made All the Difference.”
Written by David Anderson. A man tragically lost his life on a plane during takeoff simply because he didn’t follow one of the…
Leader of Hamas, Ismail Haniyeh, Arrives at the Afterlife Greeted by his 72 Virgins!
Written by Jessica Miller. Ismail Haniyeh, the leader of Hamas, has reportedly made quite the unexpected entrance to the afterlife. While many anticipate…
Bad Economy Forces Mick Jagger to the Nosebleeds at K-Pop Concert!
Written by Josephine Carter. Mick Jagger, the legendary frontman of The Rolling Stones, recently made headlines not for his latest rock anthem but…
George Takei Proves He’s not Weird by Grabbing the Testicles of Two Naked Men and Singing, “Papa Don’t Preach.”
Written by Andrew Whitaker. George Takei, best known for his role as Hikaru Sulu on Star Trek, recently took the stage at a…