Trump’s New Deportation Device Sparks Outrage!
Written by James Whitaker. Donald Trump has unveiled his latest brainchild: a human cannon designed for deportation. Dubbed the “Freedom Blaster,” this device…
Written by James Whitaker. Donald Trump has unveiled his latest brainchild: a human cannon designed for deportation. Dubbed the “Freedom Blaster,” this device…
Written by Emily Harris. Google’s all-woman, all-minority, anti-election interference team is denying accusations that they manipulated election search results. The team, celebrated for…
Written by Matthew Collins. A 5.1 magnitude earthquake struck California recently, leaving the GOP both shaken and disappointed. The earthquake, which was initially…
Written by Samuel Carter. A desperate criminal discovered that even crime doesn’t pay when your victims are broke. Last Thursday, a would-be robber…
Written by Samuel Mitchell. In an unexpected twist that has left the nation both shocked and bemused, Vice President Kamala Harris has chosen…
Written by John Whitaker. In a shocking display of what some might call devotion and others might label as sheer madness, an Indian…
Written by David Collins. Larry Fink, the CEO of BlackRock, was recently spotted engaging in an enthusiastic game of cops and robbers with…
Written by John Miller. Two black gay men adopted a baby only to abandon him shortly after. This bizarre chain of events has…
Written by David Thompson. In a bizarre and darkly comical twist, the Olympic 100M Dash took an unexpected turn when the Palestinian sprinter…