Lewinsky for President? Just Following Harris’s Playbook!
Written by Michael Robertson. Monica Lewinsky has thrown her hat into the presidential ring. Yes, the same Monica who became a household name…
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Both Presidential Candidates Take Shots to the Face. Trump Takes a Bullet, Harris Takes, Well, You Know…
Written by James Mitchell. In an absurdly dramatic twist, 2024 presidential candidate Donald Trump has added “dodging bullets” to his resume. During a…
Elon Musk Creates Space Elevator So Poor Tourists Can Watch Rich Tourists Ride His Rockets (Video)
Written by David Thompson. Elon Musk, the billionaire extraordinaire and modern-day Tony Stark, has once again revolutionized space travel. This time, he’s created…
Video: Neil Armstrong Family Releases Unseen Footage of Moon Landing. New Doubts Emerge as Family Dog Enters Frame.
Written by Jonathan Edwards. The Armstrong family has released previously unseen footage of the historic 1969 moon landing. This footage, supposedly taken by…
Secret Service Warns Would-Be Assassins to Use Flat-Top Roofs or Be Fined!
Written by Jacob Harrison. The Secret Service has issued a warning to would-be assassins: use flat-top roofs or face hefty fines. This bizarre…
Woman Accidentally Connects Snapchat to Car via Bluetooth. Panics After Flooded with New Emojis. Two Injured.
Written by Samuel Carter. In an age where technology aims to make life easier, one woman’s day took a turn for the absurd…
Tesla Unveils First Electric Coupe Convertible. Ideal for Short Trips!
Written by Matthew Roberts. Tesla has announced the launch of its first electric coupe convertible, marketed as the perfect vehicle for short trips….
Hillary Hires New Team of Suicide Hotline Members. Plans to Run Against Trump in November.
Written by Benjamin Whitaker. Hillary Clinton has reportedly hired an entire new team of suicide hotline members. This peculiar tactic, she insists, is…
NBC Cuts Make-up Budget for The View. Audience Horrified. (Video)
Written by Christopher Davidson. In a move that left viewers clutching their pearls and squinting at their screens, NBC has slashed the make-up…