Homeowners Outsmart IRS by Leaving Checks on Roof. Agents Thwarted by Roof Slope!
Written by Johnathan Blake. Homeowners who owe money to the IRS have devised a brilliantly simple yet effective way to thwart collections. By…
Author: Constitutional Nobody
Jesus Returns After 2,000 Years, Joins Twitter To Spread Love—Gets Suspended Immediately!
Written by Mary Thompson. Jesus Christ has made a spectacular return to Earth after a 2,000-year hiatus. And what better way to reintroduce…
Amazon Overrun with Orders for Front Door Ramps. Federal Agents Frustrated.
Written by Emily Richardson. Amazon has been inundated with orders for front door ramps. Why, you ask? Because these ramps are not just…
Government Creates Narrow Bathrooms to Keep Federal Employees Thin, Health Costs Low. Obese People Distraught!
Written by Jonathan Collins. The government has introduced ultra-narrow bathroom stalls in an effort to address the obesity epidemic among federal employees. The…
Robots That Replaced Starbucks Employees Now Demanding Tips!
Written by Jessica Matthews. The robots that replaced human baristas at Starbucks are now asking for tips. These shiny, caffeinated contraptions, which were…
Feds Replace Black Highlighters with Yellow, Productivity Skyrockets 10,000%!
Written by Jeremy Thatcher. Federal agencies have decided to replace all black highlighters with yellow ones. This, they claim, has led to a…
Democrats Solve Inflation by Raising Theft Limit to $950!
Written by Michael Thompson. Democrats have decided to tackle inflation by raising the theft limit from $750 to $950. Apparently, this innovative strategy…
Secret Service Forced to Give Up Sunglasses, Now Able to See Threats!
Written by Jessica Matthews. The Secret Service has been forced to ditch their iconic sunglasses, revealing that the shades were, in fact, obstructing…
Liberal Company, Target, Changes Logo to Include Donald Trump. Begins Selling Guns!
Written by Johnathan Mitchell. In a move that no one saw coming, Target has decided to update its iconic logo by incorporating an…