Biden Now Running on “Adults in the Room” Campaign Slogan
Written by Jacob Miller. In the latest twist to President Joe Biden’s campaign, he has embraced a slogan that is bound to raise…
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Kamala Gets Joe a Pillow to “Help” Him “Recover” From Covid. (Video)
Written by Matthew Thompson. Vice President Kamala Harris was spotted delivering a pillow to President Joe Biden as he recovers from COVID-19. A…
Tesla Unveils The “General Electric” Cybertruck Just to Piss Off Liberals!
Written by Samuel Jennings. In an audacious move that only Elon Musk could pull off, Tesla has announced that its Cybertrucks will now…
Democrats’ DEI Effort Reaches US Military. Logistics of Recruiting Morbidly Obese Soldiers a Nightmare! (Video)
Written by Sarah Johnson. The Democrats’ latest DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) effort has made its way into the US military. The goal?…
Democrats Decide It’s Time to Send Joe Biden on a Fishing Trip
Written by John Anderson. Biden’s “Fishing Trip”: The Political Code for Retirement? The Democrats have decided it’s time for President Joe Biden to…
In Effort to Quash Safety Concerns, Boeing Outfits All Planes with Parachutes!
Written by Mark Thompson. In a bid to quell rising safety concerns, Boeing has unveiled its latest brainchild: parachutes for every passenger. No,…
RNC Hires Al Sharpton and KJP to Ensure Fastest Possible Fail
Written by Matthew Stevens. In a move that’s less “strategic genius” and more “how to sabotage a party 101,” the Republican National Committee…
New Video Unearthed of Trump Doing Motorcycle Burnouts in Butler, PA Moments After Being Shot!
Written by Zachary Peterson. In a turn of events that could only be described as “extraordinarily Trumpian,” a newly surfaced video reveals the…
Joe Biden Steps Aside, Hands Over Reins to Vice President Trump
Written by Michael Evans. President Joe Biden has announced he’s stepping down. But wait—before you start celebrating or commiserating, it gets even better….