Trump Prepares for RNC Speech in Full Battle Gear! “Don’t Fuck with Me!”
Written by Johnathan Lee. Former President Donald Trump has been spotted backstage at the Republican National Convention (RNC) donning full army regalia. The…
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Secret Service Taps Uvalde Police Department for Elite Training
Written by Jessica Thompson. In a decision that’s left everyone baffled, the Secret Service has turned to the Uvalde Police Department for guidance….
Grand Theft Auto 6: Characters Now Need Vaccinations Before Committing Crimes!
Written by Benjamin Carter. In a move that no one saw coming, the latest installment of the popular video game series Grand Theft…
Trump Shooter Plans to Vote Democrat Now That He’s Dead!
Written by Abigail Thompson. The man who attempted to assassinate former President Donald Trump has now expressed his intent to vote Democrat. Yes,…
Trump Shooter Outsmarts Secret Service with a Guitar Case!
Written by Jacob Anderson. In a plot straight out of a spy movie, a would-be assassin managed to outwit the Secret Service by…
Mike Lindell Laughs in Disbelief at Temu’s Pillow Size
Written by John Anderson. In the annals of online shopping disasters, few incidents can match the sheer absurdity of Temu’s latest blunder. Customers…
Secret Service Agents Quitting in Droves After Trump Buys Guest House with Steep Slope!
Written by John Stevens. In an unprecedented move, former President Donald Trump has purchased a guest house with a steep slope, causing an…
Democrats Spend Hours Vandalizing Trump Puzzles by Removing One Key Piece Covering Injured Ear!
Written by Sarah Mitchell. In an unexpected twist to modern political protests, Democrats have taken to vandalizing puzzles of former President Donald Trump…
Secret Service Agents Swap Jobs with Homemaker Wives! Biden’s DEI Success Story!
Written by Matthew Collins. In a move that’s left the nation both amused and puzzled, President Biden’s latest Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI)…