Inflation Causing Fast Food Chains to Shrink Their Portion Sizes Rather Than Raise Prices!
Written by Michael Donovan. Inflation has done it again. While Americans have been bracing for price hikes in just about everything, from gas…
Author: Constitutional Nobody
Video: Dave Grohl Has Extreme Case of TDS. Transitions to Woman and Sings Sappy Ballads in Protest!
Written by Sarah Matthews. Rock legend Dave Grohl has taken the ultimate step to combat his crippling case of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)….
Deaf Waiter Doesn’t Hear Request to Stop Shredding Cheese, Floods Restaurant with Parmesan
Written by Benjamin Clark. In a stunning turn of events that no one saw coming—except, perhaps, the manager with a slight twitch in…
After a Year of Dating a Liberal White Woman, Travis Kelce Devolves into a Soy Boy Wussy!
Written by Matthew Collins. NFL superstar Travis Kelce, once the epitome of macho athleticism, has reportedly undergone a shocking transformation after a year…
DIsney Forced to Downsize to Storefront Due to Bidenomics!
Written by Jonathan White. The beloved Disney empire has been reduced to a single storefront. That’s right, folks, the land of dreams and…
Tim Walz Releases Dance Video!
Written by Abigail Grace. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz is known for his public appearances, but no one saw this one coming. In a…
George Floyd Celebrates 1,576 Days of Sobriety!
Written by Paul Henderson. In what can only be described as the most ironic sobriety celebration in history, George Floyd has officially hit…
Video: Muslims Hold Beauty Pageant for Their Women!
Written by John Michaelson. In a twist that no one saw coming—except perhaps a few overly imaginative shepherds—Muslims in a remote village have…
Due to Inflation, 7-11 Changes its Name to 7-10!
Written by James Michaelson. In yet another bizarre twist brought on by the economic rollercoaster that is inflation, the iconic 7-Eleven convenience store…