Video: Shrinkflation Hits the White House! Biden’s Tiny Desk Proves Trump Had More Room to Work!
Written by Matthew Johnson. In a shocking twist that no one saw coming (or maybe everyone did), shrinkflation has finally wormed its way…
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Disgusting! Indian Woman Pretending to be Black Washes Collard Greens in the Tub!
Written by Daniel Michaelson. In a move that can only be described as peak cultural appropriation, Vice President Kamala Harris has found herself…
Kardashians Stun the World: Famous Sisters Handle White Balls for the First Time!
Written by Sarah Thompson. In a groundbreaking event that has left the world both amused and perplexed, the Kardashian sisters—famous for their reality…
Camera Catches Looters Stealing Trillions of Dollars!
Written by Christopher Johnstone. In a twist that only Washington D.C. could deliver, a surveillance camera has finally captured the biggest looter of…
Mattel Introduces Sharia Barbie!
Written by Rebecca Grace. In a world where everything must be woke, inclusive, and, of course, absolutely tone-deaf, Mattel has done it again….
Liberal Women Find it Difficult to Find Jobs!
Written by Emily Henderson. Liberal women across the nation are discovering that their bold fashion statements—face tattoos and a multitude of piercings—aren’t quite…
The Nike Hijab and Nike Stones—For When She Takes It Off!
Written by Luke Daniels. Nike has always been at the forefront of innovation in sportswear, but their latest line has left many scratching…
New Disney Star Wars Reboot Announced!
Written by Matthew Grant. Disney has announced the latest reboot of the beloved Star Wars franchise. But this time, there’s a twist. Forget…
Americans Cross into Mexico to Re-Enter U.S. Illegally for $150K Home Loans, Free Hotels and Health Care, Cheap Gas!
Written by Joshua Thompson. In a twist that even Orwell couldn’t have predicted, Americans are now crossing the southern border into Mexico—not for…