Kamala Harris Requires Emotional Support Communist for CNN Interview
Written by Caleb Anderson. Vice President Kamala Harris recently appeared on CNN with an unusual guest by her side—an emotional support communist. As…
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Video: Kamala Harris’s Laugh Found to Terrify Rats: Scientists Baffled by Rodent Panic Response!
Written by Mark Daniels. In an unexpected twist of science that no one saw coming, research scientists have uncovered that the sound of…
David Grohl Changes Tune. “President Trump playing ‘My Hero’ is the Honor of my Lifetime. MAGA All the Way!”
Written by Caleb Anderson. In what might be the biggest shock since Bob Dylan went electric, David Grohl, the frontman of Foo Fighters,…
Mom Slips and Falls in Paint. Sells Butt and Hand Print for Millions, Surpassing Hunter Biden!
Written by Grace Matthews. In what can only be described as the most fortuitous accident in modern art history, a suburban mom’s unfortunate…
California Bathrooms Catering to Black Men!
Written by Matthew Thompson. California, the land of innovation and questionable ideas, has once again found itself at the forefront of an unexpected…
California Man Hugged and Thanked for Not Stealing From Store! (Video)
Written by Caleb Mitchell. In a world where doing the bare minimum often goes unnoticed, one California man has achieved something truly remarkable—he’s…
Former Miss South Carolina to Head Kamala Harris’s Speech Writing Team. (Video)
Written by Abigail Johnson. In a move that has left political pundits and late-night comedians in stitches, former Miss South Carolina, famous for…
Woman Who Hasn’t Worked in 20 Years Lecture Country on the Value of Hard Work.
Written by Joshua Matthews. In what can only be described as peak irony, Michelle Obama, the former First Lady, has taken it upon…
Young People in the U.S. Look Excitedly at One Bedroom, No Bathroom Tent That They Can Now Afford Under Bidenomics!
Written by Rebecca Thompson. In an era where owning a home seems more like winning the lottery than an achievable goal, young people…