Couple Sparks Riots in Neighborhoods by Yelling, “Alexa, Play Nickelback!”
Written by Michael Anderson. It was a quiet evening in the suburban utopia of Maplewood Heights until one couple decided to unleash chaos…
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DNC Evacuated After Suspicious Package Found. It Contained the Constitution, Which None of the Members Had Seen Before.
Written by Daniel Porter. The Democratic National Committee (DNC) headquarters was evacuated after a suspicious package was found. What was inside? A ticking…
After Two Weeks, Double Amputee Finally Finishes Making Bed!
Written by Grace Whitman. In a world where everyone’s racing to be the fastest at, well, everything, one brave soul has decided to…
Kamala Harris Declares: “As Vice President, I Did Nothing. As President, I’ll Do Something!” – The Nation Waits with Bated Breath.
Written by Samuel Gardner. In a shocking revelation that caught absolutely no one by surprise, Vice President Kamala Harris admitted to what we…
Carnival Cruise Now Catering to Ghetto Folk
Written by Benjamin Cross. Carnival Cruise Lines has decided to reach out to a previously untapped market: people who live in poor ghettos….
80-Year-Old Dog Walker Cited for Not Curbing Her Dogs After Her Brutal Murder by 8-Time Felon Freed Because he was Black!
Written by Thomas Anderson. In what could only be described as the most absurd event of the year, local law enforcement in a…
Video: Dusty, Dry Toilet Paper Falls From Nancy Pelosi’s Pant Leg at DNC Because…
Written by Christopher Davis. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi had an unexpected wardrobe malfunction during her latest public appearance. As she made her grand…
Video: Madonna Has On-Stage Nervous Breakdown at 66, Critics Call It Her Best Performance Yet!
Written by Peter Johnson. At 66 years old, Madonna has proven once again that she’s still full of surprises. But this time, the…
Video: Michelle “Big Mike” Obama Unveils New Beard at DNC Speech, Sparks Fashion Frenzy!
Written by Matthew Thompson. Former First Lady Michelle Obama stunned audiences with more than just her words. Stepping onto the stage with grace,…