Video: Redneck Olympics Take Hold as Competitors Compete to Set Up Lawn Chairs!
Written by Travis Williams. The world has witnessed its fair share of strange sports, from cheese rolling in England to wife-carrying in Finland….
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Ikea Now Selling Log Homes. Some Assembly Required.
Written by Emily Thompson. In a bold move that could either revolutionize homeownership or leave countless families in a pile of lumber and…
World Mourns as Globalist, Klaus Schwab, Found Alive!
Written by Mark Johnson. Klaus Schwab has been found alive, much to the dismay of conspiracy theorists, freedom lovers, and people who generally…
Disney Releases Loot 2 To Teach Black Kids How to Loot Properly!
Written by Sarah Williams. In what can only be described as the boldest cinematic move since Song of the South, Disney has released…
Taco Bell Finally Removes Bench Seating and Installs Toilets!
Written by Michael Brooks. In a decision that some are calling both revolutionary and repulsive, Taco Bell has finally responded to the demands…
Glock Introduces the Ghetto Glock For Black Folk
Written by Stephen Walker. In a move that will surely leave gun enthusiasts scratching their heads and shaking their heads in disbelief, Glock…
Bose Introduces Noise-Canceling Toilet for Guest Bathroom!
Written by Benjamin Carter. In a groundbreaking move that will surely resonate with anyone who’s ever felt the awkwardness of bathroom acoustics, Bose,…
Video: Members of the DNC Dance While Praying to Turkey God!
Written by Matthew Robinson. In the latest spectacle of political performance art, members of the Democratic National Committee (DNC) have taken to dancing…
CNN Hails Hero Snake for Saving Fish From Drowning!
Written by Jonathan Markson. CNN has once again shown its uncanny ability to spin reality into a feel-good story. In this latest gem,…