Gavin Newsom Asks Public to Design New Coin!
Written by Jacob Michaelson. Governor Gavin Newsom has put forth an invitation to the public to design a new state coin. In a…
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Greta Thunberg Pissed that Hunter Biden Using Plastic Straw to Snort Coke Instead of Paper One!
Written by Matthew Connor. Greta Thunberg, the climate crusader who once scolded world leaders with the unforgettable “How dare you,” has found herself…
RNC Attends DNC Undercover. A New Strategy for Bipartisan Cooperation.
Written by Michael Jameson. In a move that can only be described as the pinnacle of political satire, operatives from the Republican National…
Video: Woman Goes on Three Day Trip. Worried Suitcase Might Not Fit in Overhead Compartment.
Written by Rachel Grace. When it comes to packing for a short trip, most people might toss a few essentials into a carry-on…
Nurses Prepare for Monkeypox Pandemic by Practicing TikTok Dance Routine
Written by Abigail Grace. As the looming threat of a monkeypox pandemic creeps closer, nurses across the nation have adopted an innovative approach…
Woman Admits Husband was Right and it was Her Fault. He Dies of Heart Attack.
Written by Emily Grace. A woman has done the unthinkable: she admitted her husband was right. The confession, which reportedly took place in…
Local Carpenter’s Ideas Threaten Public Safety, Experts Warn
Written by Matthew Collins. In a small town tucked away in the hills of Galilee, a local carpenter named Jesus has become the…
Behind the Scenes Look at Sesame Street.
Written by Michael Rivers. Our beloved Bert and Ernie have been caught in a scandal involving hookers and cocaine. Yes, the dynamic duo…
North Korea Opens Country to Tourists. Recommends Bringing Food and Handcuffs.
Written by Matthew Hayes. North Korea has decided to open its borders to international tourists. Yes, that’s right, the Hermit Kingdom has thrown…