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Written by Luke Anderson. Remember the good old days when toys were all about wholesome fun and imagination? Back when Barbie was just…
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Written by Luke Anderson. Remember the good old days when toys were all about wholesome fun and imagination? Back when Barbie was just…
Written by Benjamin Cross. In a spectacle that could only be described as straight out of a poorly written horror novel, Vice President…
Written by Samuel Johnson. In a shocking twist of events that had political pundits and meme enthusiasts alike rubbing their eyes in disbelief,…
Written by Caleb Thompson. The Democratic Party has embarked on a valiant crusade to ban misinformation speech. This groundbreaking initiative promises to purge…
Written by David Collins. In a bold and unquestionably sane move, British police have decided that the best way to tackle rising crime…
Written by Michael Thompson. In a move that has left the nation scratching its collective head, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has…
Written by Michael Thompson. Once the pinnacle of American strength and resilience, the U.S. Army is now facing an unexpected challenge that no…
Written by Joshua Harrison. Hollywood has always been a bizarre landscape, where reality is optional, and logic is a suggestion. But even by…
Written by Matthew Collins. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has always been a man of the people—or at least, that’s what he’d like you…