Tim Walz Loses Son Beau in Francis Scott Key Bridge Collapse. Already Been Lost Four Times Before!
Written by Abigail Lawson. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has once again lost his son, Beau—this time in the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse….
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Written by Abigail Lawson. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has once again lost his son, Beau—this time in the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse….
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