Lia Thomas Disqualified from Olympics, Seeks New Career as Women’s Locker Room Attendant
Written by Michael Carter. Lia Thomas, the controversial swimmer, has been disqualified from the Olympics. The reason? A mix-up in eligibility rules that…
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Written by Michael Carter. Lia Thomas, the controversial swimmer, has been disqualified from the Olympics. The reason? A mix-up in eligibility rules that…
Written by Rachel Thompson. Sister Mary Margaret from St. Holiness Convent has taken up an unexpected hobby: teaching toddlers proper strip club etiquette….
Written by Caleb Thompson. Nicolás Maduro, the Venezuelan leader whose economic policies have turned his nation’s economy into a global punchline, is now…
Written by Thomas Harper. In a twist that only bureaucracy can orchestrate, the FBI has finally decided to close the book on the…
Written by Benjamin Carter. Simone Biles has snagged a gold medal for attending the Olympics. This prestigious award isn’t for her awe-inspiring gymnastics,…
Written by Jonathan Smith. A rare picture of Vice President Kamala Harris and former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown has surfaced. This isn’t…
Written by Matthew Collins. President Joe Biden, known for his colorful language and occasional verbal missteps, has outdone himself this time. In an…
Written by James Thompson. Mark Zuckerberg, the man behind the blue social media empire, has found himself embroiled in controversy. Allegations have surfaced…
Written by Benjamin Clarke. The Gay Green Lantern has struck again. This time, the target was none other than the revered Tesla Cybertruck….