George Takei Proves He’s not Weird by Grabbing the Testicles of Two Naked Men and Singing, “Papa Don’t Preach.”
Written by Andrew Whitaker. George Takei, best known for his role as Hikaru Sulu on Star Trek, recently took the stage at a…
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Video: Drummer Forced to Play Daughter’s “Hello Kitty” Drum Set After Bad Economy Forces Him to Pawn Adult Drums!
Written by Jonathan Reynolds. Professional drummer Mark Thompson finds himself in a peculiar predicament. After years of captivating audiences with his masterful beats,…
Man Trains for London Vacation! (Video)
Written by Richard Belmont. In a world where vacation prep usually involves buying sunscreen and packing bags, one man has taken things to…
Emaciated North Koreans Pilot Paper Airplane at Olympics. Set World Record! (Video)
Written by James Hollingsworth. North Korea has once again proven that less is more—especially when it comes to body mass. At the recent…
Kamala Shakes Her Ass For Votes: Ignores Talk About Economy, Peace Through Strength, Secure Borders. (Video)
Written by Samuel Jenkins. Kamala Harris, our esteemed Vice President, has decided that the best way to win votes is by shaking her…
Lia Thomas Disqualified from Olympics, Seeks New Career as Women’s Locker Room Attendant
Written by Michael Carter. Lia Thomas, the controversial swimmer, has been disqualified from the Olympics. The reason? A mix-up in eligibility rules that…
Nun Teaches Proper Strip Club Etiquette in Her Spare Time by Twerking in Front of Toddler! (Video)
Written by Rachel Thompson. Sister Mary Margaret from St. Holiness Convent has taken up an unexpected hobby: teaching toddlers proper strip club etiquette….
Maduro Stepping Down as Venezuelan President. Joining Kamala Harris as Next US Financial Advisor!
Written by Caleb Thompson. Nicolás Maduro, the Venezuelan leader whose economic policies have turned his nation’s economy into a global punchline, is now…
FBI to Wrap Up JFK Assassination Investigation Soon. Trump’s Attempt Coming Next.
Written by Thomas Harper. In a twist that only bureaucracy can orchestrate, the FBI has finally decided to close the book on the…