Simone Biles Wins Gold Medal for Attending Olympics: A Triumph of Spectating!
Written by Benjamin Carter. Simone Biles has snagged a gold medal for attending the Olympics. This prestigious award isn’t for her awe-inspiring gymnastics,…
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Old Picture of Kamala Found After Rough Day at the Office with Former Boss, Mayor Willie Brown!
Written by Jonathan Smith. A rare picture of Vice President Kamala Harris and former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown has surfaced. This isn’t…
Biden Says, “If You Don’t Vote for Kamala Harris, You Ain’t an Indian Woman Who Slept Her Way to the Top, or Black.”
Written by Matthew Collins. President Joe Biden, known for his colorful language and occasional verbal missteps, has outdone himself this time. In an…
Mark Zuckerberg Denies Hiding Famous Trump Photo on Facebook, Claims He Was Hanging Drywall
Written by James Thompson. Mark Zuckerberg, the man behind the blue social media empire, has found himself embroiled in controversy. Allegations have surfaced…
Gay Green Lantern Vandalizes Tesla Cybertruck! People Vomiting in Streets! (Video)
Written by Benjamin Clarke. The Gay Green Lantern has struck again. This time, the target was none other than the revered Tesla Cybertruck….
Michelle Obama, aka, Big Mike, Caught Dancing at Wild Party! Organs Fly! (Video)
Written by Rachel Johnson. Michelle Obama, or as some hilariously call her, “Big Mike,” has been spotted letting loose at a wild party….
California’s New Plan: Banning Knives and Homeless People to Curb Crime
Written by Michael Peterson. California, the land of sunshine and surf, has always prided itself on progressive policies. However, it seems that the…
Lovin’ It: Broke Americans Resort to McDonald’s Weddings Under Biden’s Economy!
Written by Matthew Thompson. Americans are finding creative ways to stretch their dollars, including tying the knot at the Golden Arches. McDonald’s, once…
Trump’s New Deportation Device Sparks Outrage!
Written by James Whitaker. Donald Trump has unveiled his latest brainchild: a human cannon designed for deportation. Dubbed the “Freedom Blaster,” this device…