Secret Service Director Sent Back to Training!
Written by Matthew Thompson. In an unprecedented turn of events, Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle has been reassigned from protecting the president to…
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Written by Matthew Thompson. In an unprecedented turn of events, Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle has been reassigned from protecting the president to…
Written by John Thompson. In a move that has everyone scratching their heads, Vice President Kamala Harris has decided to hire the cast…
Written by Matthew Collins. Vladimir Putin, the stern-faced Russian president, found himself hospitalized due to uncontrollable laughter upon learning that Kamala Harris would…
Written by Timothy Johnson. Democrats are in a full-blown panic as they scramble to replace 20 million ballots already pre-filled with Joe Biden’s…
Written by David Miller. Joe Biden, the man whose age and energy have become the stuff of endless political chatter, is reportedly too…
Written by Samuel Collins. Jill Biden is reportedly gearing up for the delicate task of informing her husband, Joe Biden, that he’s dropped…
Written by Jacob Thompson. Kamala Harris is finally unburdened from what has been. The woman who once appeared to be the political sidekick…
Written by Jacob Wilson. The Secret Service is currently reeling from a scandal involving cocaine found at the White House. Yes, you read…
Written by James Walker. President Joe Biden has announced his departure from the presidential race. The fallout? Well, let’s just say it’s been…