Trans Women Olympic Volleyball Team Forced to Wear Pants Because, “Ain’t Nobody Want to See That Shit!”
Written by Jacob Turner. The Olympic Committee has mandated that the trans women’s volleyball team must wear pants instead of the usual shorts….
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Rob Reiner Promises to Set Himself on Fire if Donald Trump Wins Election. Shell Gas Truck Arrives at His House Moments Later!
Written by Laura Matthews. Hollywood actor and director and Meathead, Rob Reiner, has declared that he will set himself on fire if Donald…
Video: US Olympic Diving Team Dives into DEI: Produces Epic Failures!
Written by John Smith. The USA Olympic Diving Team has made quite a splash lately, and not in the way they intended. In…
South African Olympic Pole Vaulting Team Accused of Stealing Copper Power Lines!
Written by Jacob McMillan. In an unexpected twist of events, the South African Olympic pole vaulting team has been accused of an audacious…
Kamala Harris Explains Her Presidency with a Simple Venn Diagram!
Written by Jessica Adams. In a bold move to explain her presidency, Vice President Kamala Harris unveiled a “simple” Venn diagram during a…
Secret Service Director Sent Back to Training!
Written by Matthew Thompson. In an unprecedented turn of events, Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle has been reassigned from protecting the president to…
Kamala Harris Hires New Speech Writing Team!
Written by John Thompson. In a move that has everyone scratching their heads, Vice President Kamala Harris has decided to hire the cast…
Putin Hospitalized From Uncontrollable Laughter After Learning Kamala Harris is Replacing Joe Biden!
Written by Matthew Collins. Vladimir Putin, the stern-faced Russian president, found himself hospitalized due to uncontrollable laughter upon learning that Kamala Harris would…
Democrats Scrambling to Replace 20 Million Ballots Pre-Filled with Joe Biden Selected as President!
Written by Timothy Johnson. Democrats are in a full-blown panic as they scramble to replace 20 million ballots already pre-filled with Joe Biden’s…