Secret Service Warns Would-Be Assassins to Use Flat-Top Roofs or Be Fined!
Written by Jacob Harrison. The Secret Service has issued a warning to would-be assassins: use flat-top roofs or face hefty fines. This bizarre…
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Written by Jacob Harrison. The Secret Service has issued a warning to would-be assassins: use flat-top roofs or face hefty fines. This bizarre…
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