Joe Biden Too Mentally Deficient to Run for President. Remains President.
Written by David Miller. Joe Biden, the man whose age and energy have become the stuff of endless political chatter, is reportedly too…
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Jill Planning to Tell Joe Biden that He Dropped Out of the Presidential Race on Friday.
Written by Samuel Collins. Jill Biden is reportedly gearing up for the delicate task of informing her husband, Joe Biden, that he’s dropped…
Kamala Harris Finally Unburdened From What has Been as Burden Joe Biden Retires!
Written by Jacob Thompson. Kamala Harris is finally unburdened from what has been. The woman who once appeared to be the political sidekick…
Secret Service Confused by White House Cocaine, Holsters, Sloped Roofs, and Guns. Sunglasses the Only Constant!
Written by Jacob Wilson. The Secret Service is currently reeling from a scandal involving cocaine found at the White House. Yes, you read…
If You’re Happy Joe Biden Dropped Out Then You Ain’t Black!
Written by James Walker. President Joe Biden has announced his departure from the presidential race. The fallout? Well, let’s just say it’s been…
Harry Sisson Admitted to Insane Asylum after Joe Biden’s Dropout Announcement! People Cheer!
Written by Samuel Johnson. Harry Sisson, the celebrated paid liberal influencer, has been admitted to an insane asylum. The catalyst for this drastic…
FBI Can’t Find Man with Gun Next to Trump with People Pointing at Him. Manage to Find J6 Patriot from Arkansas with Just Picture of Ear.
Written by Matthew Collins. In what can only be described as a masterclass in investigative irony, the FBI has recently encountered a baffling…
Joe Drops Out of Presidential Race. Hunter Biden Screwed!
Written by Joshua Peters. Hunter Biden finds himself in an unprecedented predicament. With his father, Joe Biden, officially withdrawing from the presidential race,…
Kamala Harris Picks Donald Trump as VP. RNC Promises to Give Guns to Rally Attendees!
Written by Michael Andrews. Kamala Harris has picked Donald Trump as her running mate. Yes, you heard that right. The Democratic darling and…