Robots That Replaced Starbucks Employees Now Demanding Tips!
Written by Jessica Matthews. The robots that replaced human baristas at Starbucks are now asking for tips. These shiny, caffeinated contraptions, which were…
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Written by Jessica Matthews. The robots that replaced human baristas at Starbucks are now asking for tips. These shiny, caffeinated contraptions, which were…
Written by Jeremy Thatcher. Federal agencies have decided to replace all black highlighters with yellow ones. This, they claim, has led to a…
Written by Michael Thompson. Democrats have decided to tackle inflation by raising the theft limit from $750 to $950. Apparently, this innovative strategy…
Written by Jessica Matthews. The Secret Service has been forced to ditch their iconic sunglasses, revealing that the shades were, in fact, obstructing…
Written by Johnathan Mitchell. In a move that no one saw coming, Target has decided to update its iconic logo by incorporating an…
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Written by Matthew Collins. Microsoft has announced its acquisition of a leading vaping company. The tech giant, known for its software and cloud…