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Written by Joshua Greene. President Joe Biden has announced he will not seek re-election, sending shockwaves across the globe. But perhaps no one…
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Written by Joshua Greene. President Joe Biden has announced he will not seek re-election, sending shockwaves across the globe. But perhaps no one…
Written by Michael Robertson. Monica Lewinsky has thrown her hat into the presidential ring. Yes, the same Monica who became a household name…
Written by James Mitchell. In an absurdly dramatic twist, 2024 presidential candidate Donald Trump has added “dodging bullets” to his resume. During a…
Written by David Thompson. Elon Musk, the billionaire extraordinaire and modern-day Tony Stark, has once again revolutionized space travel. This time, he’s created…
Written by Jonathan Edwards. The Armstrong family has released previously unseen footage of the historic 1969 moon landing. This footage, supposedly taken by…
Written by Jacob Harrison. The Secret Service has issued a warning to would-be assassins: use flat-top roofs or face hefty fines. This bizarre…
Written by Samuel Carter. In an age where technology aims to make life easier, one woman’s day took a turn for the absurd…
Written by Matthew Roberts. Tesla has announced the launch of its first electric coupe convertible, marketed as the perfect vehicle for short trips….
Written by Benjamin Whitaker. Hillary Clinton has reportedly hired an entire new team of suicide hotline members. This peculiar tactic, she insists, is…