Liberal Company, Target, Changes Logo to Include Donald Trump. Begins Selling Guns!
Written by Johnathan Mitchell. In a move that no one saw coming, Target has decided to update its iconic logo by incorporating an…
Category: News
News
Texas Congresswoman, Sheila Jackson Lee, Dies at 74. Plans on Voting for Joe Biden 10 Times This November!
Written by Timothy Collins. Sheila Jackson Lee, Texas’s outspoken Congresswoman, has allegedly made plans to cast her vote for Joe Biden ten times…
E. Jean Carroll Accuses JD Vance of Sexual Assault in 1994. Vance, 39, Denies Claim! Alvin Bragg to Bring Charges!
Written by Matthew Turner. E. Jean Carroll has leveled serious allegations against JD Vance, Trump’s newly minted VP pick. According to Carroll, the…
Not to Be Outdone by His VP Pick, Trump Grows Bigger and Better Beard. “I Have the Greatest Beard of All Time!”
Written by Michael Thompson. In a move that can only be described as quintessentially Trump, the former President has taken the art of…
Microsoft Buys Vaping Company, Blue Screen of Death Only Appears to Apple Users in Name of Equity
Written by Matthew Collins. Microsoft has announced its acquisition of a leading vaping company. The tech giant, known for its software and cloud…
Danny Bonaduce of The Partridge Family Admits on Social Media That He Was Actually Born a Sleestak
Written by Jonathan Matthews. In a social media post that left the internet buzzing, Danny Bonaduce, former child star of “The Partridge Family,”…
Mexicans Discover Way to Grow Marijuana Inside Watermelons. Black Community Claims They’ve Known for Decades! (Video)
Written by Matthew Sullivan. Mexican farmers have discovered a novel method of cultivating marijuana inside watermelons. This breakthrough promises to revolutionize both the…
The iThrone! Apple’s Revolutionary New Computer Exclusively for Posting on Social Media.
Written by Ethan Matthews. In a groundbreaking move, Apple has introduced the “iThrone,” a revolutionary computer that doubles as a toilet. No longer…
U.S. Navy Embracing Stereotypes of Being Gay and Weak. Bad Dancing and Skinny Margaritas Now Required. (Video)
Written by Rebecca Simmons. In a move that has left both allies and adversaries scratching their heads, the U.S. Navy has unveiled its…