Secret Service Agents Swap Jobs with Homemaker Wives! Biden’s DEI Success Story!
Written by Matthew Collins. In a move that’s left the nation both amused and puzzled, President Biden’s latest Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI)…
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Media Applaud Biden’s Successful Solo Navigation of Air Force One Kiddie Stairs for First Time!
Written by Sarah Thompson. In a heartwarming display of determination, President Biden has captured the nation’s attention by successfully ascending the notorious “kiddie…
Jack Black Hired by Disney to Sink Ratings at Warp Speed, Forced to Eat Salad to Fit on Camera!
Written by John Adams. In a move that can only be described as Disney’s boldest experiment yet, the entertainment giant has hired Jack…
Trump’s Tiny Ear Bandage Sparks Controversy: “The Hair Must Stay Fabulous”
Written by Jacob Williams. In a move that can only be described as quintessentially Trumpian, former President Donald Trump has sparked a new…
Secret Service Hires Stealthy Roof-Walking Cow as Agent! “People Just Can’t Do That.” – Director.
Written by Jennifer Thompson. In a surprising move that has both amused and baffled the nation, the Secret Service has announced the hiring…
Tesla Launches Cybertruck with New Optional Gas-Powered Generator Tow Package
Written by Johnathan Davis. Tesla, the pioneering champion of electric vehicles, has unveiled its latest feature for the Cybertruck: a gas-powered generator tow…
Man Arrested for Hunting Zucchini Without a License. Bail Set at $10,000.
Written by Jessica Brown. In a bizarre twist that has left the local community both puzzled and amused, a man was recently arrested…
Democrats Promote Chubby Secret Service Agents: Pelosi Declares “Failure is our greatest strength when it comes to Diversity!”
Written by Johnathan Smith. In an unprecedented and entirely ironic twist, the Secret Service has decided to promote agents based on their body…
Trump Unveils $299 Sneaker. Only Comes with One Sneaker Because Trump Left One Shoe After Assassination Evacuation!
Written by Mark Stevens. In a move that left both supporters and critics alike scratching their heads, former President Donald Trump has unveiled…