DIsney Forced to Downsize to Storefront Due to Bidenomics!
Written by Jonathan White. The beloved Disney empire has been reduced to a single storefront. That’s right, folks, the land of dreams and…
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Tim Walz Releases Dance Video!
Written by Abigail Grace. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz is known for his public appearances, but no one saw this one coming. In a…
George Floyd Celebrates 1,576 Days of Sobriety!
Written by Paul Henderson. In what can only be described as the most ironic sobriety celebration in history, George Floyd has officially hit…
Video: Muslims Hold Beauty Pageant for Their Women!
Written by John Michaelson. In a twist that no one saw coming—except perhaps a few overly imaginative shepherds—Muslims in a remote village have…
Video: Shrinkflation Hits the White House! Biden’s Tiny Desk Proves Trump Had More Room to Work!
Written by Matthew Johnson. In a shocking twist that no one saw coming (or maybe everyone did), shrinkflation has finally wormed its way…
Disgusting! Indian Woman Pretending to be Black Washes Collard Greens in the Tub!
Written by Daniel Michaelson. In a move that can only be described as peak cultural appropriation, Vice President Kamala Harris has found herself…
Kardashians Stun the World: Famous Sisters Handle White Balls for the First Time!
Written by Sarah Thompson. In a groundbreaking event that has left the world both amused and perplexed, the Kardashian sisters—famous for their reality…
Camera Catches Looters Stealing Trillions of Dollars!
Written by Christopher Johnstone. In a twist that only Washington D.C. could deliver, a surveillance camera has finally captured the biggest looter of…
Mattel Introduces Sharia Barbie!
Written by Rebecca Grace. In a world where everything must be woke, inclusive, and, of course, absolutely tone-deaf, Mattel has done it again….