Liberal Women Find it Difficult to Find Jobs!
Written by Emily Henderson. Liberal women across the nation are discovering that their bold fashion statements—face tattoos and a multitude of piercings—aren’t quite…
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The Nike Hijab and Nike Stones—For When She Takes It Off!
Written by Luke Daniels. Nike has always been at the forefront of innovation in sportswear, but their latest line has left many scratching…
New Disney Star Wars Reboot Announced!
Written by Matthew Grant. Disney has announced the latest reboot of the beloved Star Wars franchise. But this time, there’s a twist. Forget…
Americans Cross into Mexico to Re-Enter U.S. Illegally for $150K Home Loans, Free Hotels and Health Care, Cheap Gas!
Written by Joshua Thompson. In a twist that even Orwell couldn’t have predicted, Americans are now crossing the southern border into Mexico—not for…
Kamala Harris Requires Emotional Support Communist for CNN Interview
Written by Caleb Anderson. Vice President Kamala Harris recently appeared on CNN with an unusual guest by her side—an emotional support communist. As…
Video: Kamala Harris’s Laugh Found to Terrify Rats: Scientists Baffled by Rodent Panic Response!
Written by Mark Daniels. In an unexpected twist of science that no one saw coming, research scientists have uncovered that the sound of…
Mom Slips and Falls in Paint. Sells Butt and Hand Print for Millions, Surpassing Hunter Biden!
Written by Grace Matthews. In what can only be described as the most fortuitous accident in modern art history, a suburban mom’s unfortunate…
California Bathrooms Catering to Black Men!
Written by Matthew Thompson. California, the land of innovation and questionable ideas, has once again found itself at the forefront of an unexpected…
California Man Hugged and Thanked for Not Stealing From Store! (Video)
Written by Caleb Mitchell. In a world where doing the bare minimum often goes unnoticed, one California man has achieved something truly remarkable—he’s…