Taco Bell Finally Removes Bench Seating and Installs Toilets!
Written by Michael Brooks. In a decision that some are calling both revolutionary and repulsive, Taco Bell has finally responded to the demands…
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Written by Michael Brooks. In a decision that some are calling both revolutionary and repulsive, Taco Bell has finally responded to the demands…
Written by Stephen Walker. In a move that will surely leave gun enthusiasts scratching their heads and shaking their heads in disbelief, Glock…
Written by Benjamin Carter. In a groundbreaking move that will surely resonate with anyone who’s ever felt the awkwardness of bathroom acoustics, Bose,…
Written by Matthew Robinson. In the latest spectacle of political performance art, members of the Democratic National Committee (DNC) have taken to dancing…
Written by Jonathan Markson. CNN has once again shown its uncanny ability to spin reality into a feel-good story. In this latest gem,…
Written by Jacob Michaelson. Governor Gavin Newsom has put forth an invitation to the public to design a new state coin. In a…
Written by Matthew Connor. Greta Thunberg, the climate crusader who once scolded world leaders with the unforgettable “How dare you,” has found herself…
Written by Michael Jameson. In a move that can only be described as the pinnacle of political satire, operatives from the Republican National…
Written by Rachel Grace. When it comes to packing for a short trip, most people might toss a few essentials into a carry-on…