Former Miss South Carolina to Head Kamala Harris’s Speech Writing Team. (Video)
Written by Abigail Johnson. In a move that has left political pundits and late-night comedians in stitches, former Miss South Carolina, famous for…
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Young People in the U.S. Look Excitedly at One Bedroom, No Bathroom Tent That They Can Now Afford Under Bidenomics!
Written by Rebecca Thompson. In an era where owning a home seems more like winning the lottery than an achievable goal, young people…
Couple Sparks Riots in Neighborhoods by Yelling, “Alexa, Play Nickelback!”
Written by Michael Anderson. It was a quiet evening in the suburban utopia of Maplewood Heights until one couple decided to unleash chaos…
DNC Evacuated After Suspicious Package Found. It Contained the Constitution, Which None of the Members Had Seen Before.
Written by Daniel Porter. The Democratic National Committee (DNC) headquarters was evacuated after a suspicious package was found. What was inside? A ticking…
After Two Weeks, Double Amputee Finally Finishes Making Bed!
Written by Grace Whitman. In a world where everyone’s racing to be the fastest at, well, everything, one brave soul has decided to…
Kamala Harris Declares: “As Vice President, I Did Nothing. As President, I’ll Do Something!” – The Nation Waits with Bated Breath.
Written by Samuel Gardner. In a shocking revelation that caught absolutely no one by surprise, Vice President Kamala Harris admitted to what we…
Carnival Cruise Now Catering to Ghetto Folk
Written by Benjamin Cross. Carnival Cruise Lines has decided to reach out to a previously untapped market: people who live in poor ghettos….
80-Year-Old Dog Walker Cited for Not Curbing Her Dogs After Her Brutal Murder by 8-Time Felon Freed Because he was Black!
Written by Thomas Anderson. In what could only be described as the most absurd event of the year, local law enforcement in a…
Video: Dusty, Dry Toilet Paper Falls From Nancy Pelosi’s Pant Leg at DNC Because…
Written by Christopher Davis. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi had an unexpected wardrobe malfunction during her latest public appearance. As she made her grand…