Swanson Embraces Wokeness with New “Hungry They/Them” TV Dinners – for Every Appetizing Identity!
Written by Caleb Peterson. Well, folks, Swanson has officially thrown its hat into the “woke” ring with their latest culinary masterpiece: the Hungry…
Written by Caleb Peterson. Well, folks, Swanson has officially thrown its hat into the “woke” ring with their latest culinary masterpiece: the Hungry…
Written by Christopher Daniels. After an 86-year disappearance that baffled scientists, historians, and conspiracy theorists alike, Amelia Earhart has finally resurfaced. But instead…
Written by Sarah Thompson. In the latest effort to “modernize” beloved fairytales, Disney has announced a bold re-imagining of the classic character Rapunzel……
Written by Luke Harrison. It’s a day that will forever be remembered in the annals of technological mishaps and divine miscommunications. Yesterday, a…
Written by James Michaelson. In yet another bizarre twist brought on by the economic rollercoaster that is inflation, the iconic 7-Eleven convenience store…
Written by Caleb Anderson. In what might be the biggest shock since Bob Dylan went electric, David Grohl, the frontman of Foo Fighters,…
Written by Joshua Matthews. In what can only be described as peak irony, Michelle Obama, the former First Lady, has taken it upon…
Written by Matthew Thompson. Former First Lady Michelle Obama stunned audiences with more than just her words. Stepping onto the stage with grace,…
Written by Ethan Johnson. In a twist that could only be described as a Kafkaesque satire, Kimberly Cheatle, the former head of the…