Jimmy Carter Declares Presidential Run at 100! Confused Rant About “Young Biden”, Peanuts, and Ethanol!
Written by Johnathan Miller. Jimmy Carter has announced his candidacy for president at the ripe old age of 100. Apparently, surviving a century…
Written by Johnathan Miller. Jimmy Carter has announced his candidacy for president at the ripe old age of 100. Apparently, surviving a century…
Written by David Anderson. Ben Stiller, the beloved comedian known for his roles in “Zoolander” and “Meet the Parents,” has decided he wants…
Written by Benjamin Collins. In a story that reads more like a sitcom than a survival tale, a hiker lost for two weeks…
Written by Matthew Chandler. In what can only be described as the zenith of American ingenuity—or perhaps the nadir, depending on your perspective—recliners…
Written by Christopher Lightfoot. Former President Donald Trump decided to forgo shaking Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s hand during their recent meeting. The…
Written by Jessica Martin. Kamala Harris’s VP pick, Tim Walz, has announced a revolutionary policy. Forget tax cuts or healthcare reform—Walz promises to…
Written by Michael Anderson. Admiral Rachel “Dick” Levine has announced a decision to change her gender back to male in preparation for a…
Written by Jacob Thompson. Former President Donald Trump announced he would replace his Secret Service detail with none other than Deadpool, the wisecracking…
Written by David Thompson. In an era where politicians are often accused of having their heads in the clouds, Kamala Harris has taken…