Secret Service Forced to Give Up Sunglasses, Now Able to See Threats!
Written by Jessica Matthews. The Secret Service has been forced to ditch their iconic sunglasses, revealing that the shades were, in fact, obstructing…
Written by Jessica Matthews. The Secret Service has been forced to ditch their iconic sunglasses, revealing that the shades were, in fact, obstructing…
Written by Johnathan Mitchell. In a move that no one saw coming, Target has decided to update its iconic logo by incorporating an…
Written by Timothy Collins. Sheila Jackson Lee, Texas’s outspoken Congresswoman, has allegedly made plans to cast her vote for Joe Biden ten times…
Written by Matthew Turner. E. Jean Carroll has leveled serious allegations against JD Vance, Trump’s newly minted VP pick. According to Carroll, the…
Written by Michael Thompson. In a move that can only be described as quintessentially Trump, the former President has taken the art of…
Written by Matthew Collins. Microsoft has announced its acquisition of a leading vaping company. The tech giant, known for its software and cloud…
Written by Jonathan Matthews. In a social media post that left the internet buzzing, Danny Bonaduce, former child star of “The Partridge Family,”…
Written by Matthew Sullivan. Mexican farmers have discovered a novel method of cultivating marijuana inside watermelons. This breakthrough promises to revolutionize both the…
Written by Ethan Matthews. In a groundbreaking move, Apple has introduced the “iThrone,” a revolutionary computer that doubles as a toilet. No longer…