Written by Sarah Thompson. In a heartwarming display of determination, President Biden has captured the nation’s attention by successfully ascending the notorious “kiddie…
Written by John Adams. In a move that can only be described as Disney’s boldest experiment yet, the entertainment giant has hired Jack…
Written by Jacob Williams. In a move that can only be described as quintessentially Trumpian, former President Donald Trump has sparked a new…
Written by Jennifer Thompson. In a surprising move that has both amused and baffled the nation, the Secret Service has announced the hiring…
Written by Johnathan Davis. Tesla, the pioneering champion of electric vehicles, has unveiled its latest feature for the Cybertruck: a gas-powered generator tow…
Written by Jessica Brown. In a bizarre twist that has left the local community both puzzled and amused, a man was recently arrested…
Written by Johnathan Smith. In an unprecedented and entirely ironic twist, the Secret Service has decided to promote agents based on their body…
Written by Mark Stevens. In a move that left both supporters and critics alike scratching their heads, former President Donald Trump has unveiled…
Written by Luke Hamilton. Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin has accused former President Donald Trump of being an “attention hound” following his public…