Kamala Harris Requires Emotional Support Communist for CNN Interview
Written by Caleb Anderson. Vice President Kamala Harris recently appeared on CNN with an unusual guest by her side—an emotional support communist. As…
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Video: Michelle “Big Mike” Obama Unveils New Beard at DNC Speech, Sparks Fashion Frenzy!
Written by Matthew Thompson. Former First Lady Michelle Obama stunned audiences with more than just her words. Stepping onto the stage with grace,…
Trump Secures Votes with Retarded People by Endorsing Pizza with Pineapple
Written by Abigail Thomas. In a move that has left political pundits scratching their heads and Italian chefs weeping into their marinara, former…
Tim Walz Withdraws from VP Race After Learning He Must Visit Battleground States!
Written by Nathaniel Collins. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has announced his withdrawal from the Vice Presidential race. The reason? Apparently, Walz was under…
RFK Boasts Crowd Bigger than Trump and Kamala Combined. Insists It’s Not AI.
Written by Matthew Reynolds. In a move that has left both Trump and Harris scratching their heads—and probably their Twitter accounts—Robert F. Kennedy…
Trump Crashes Kamala Harris Rally!
Written by Michael Thompson. In what can only be described as the most peculiar political showdown of the century, former President Donald Trump…
Jim Cramer Ensures Trump’s Victory by Endorsing Kamala Harris
Written by Jonathan Blake. Financial guru Jim Cramer has thrown his support behind Kamala Harris. The same Jim Cramer who’s known for his…
Kamala Harris Finds Her VP Pick in Monica Lewinsky! “We Have a Lot in Common.”
Written by Samuel Mitchell. In an unexpected twist that has left the nation both shocked and bemused, Vice President Kamala Harris has chosen…
Zelensky in Panic After Biden Drops Out of Presidential Race. Fears Billions in Cash Will Dry Up!
Written by Joshua Greene. President Joe Biden has announced he will not seek re-election, sending shockwaves across the globe. But perhaps no one…