Due to Inflation, 7-11 Changes its Name to 7-10!
Written by James Michaelson. In yet another bizarre twist brought on by the economic rollercoaster that is inflation, the iconic 7-Eleven convenience store…
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Kardashians Stun the World: Famous Sisters Handle White Balls for the First Time!
Written by Sarah Thompson. In a groundbreaking event that has left the world both amused and perplexed, the Kardashian sisters—famous for their reality…
Americans Cross into Mexico to Re-Enter U.S. Illegally for $150K Home Loans, Free Hotels and Health Care, Cheap Gas!
Written by Joshua Thompson. In a twist that even Orwell couldn’t have predicted, Americans are now crossing the southern border into Mexico—not for…
California Bathrooms Catering to Black Men!
Written by Matthew Thompson. California, the land of innovation and questionable ideas, has once again found itself at the forefront of an unexpected…
Former Miss South Carolina to Head Kamala Harris’s Speech Writing Team. (Video)
Written by Abigail Johnson. In a move that has left political pundits and late-night comedians in stitches, former Miss South Carolina, famous for…
RNC Attends DNC Undercover. A New Strategy for Bipartisan Cooperation.
Written by Michael Jameson. In a move that can only be described as the pinnacle of political satire, operatives from the Republican National…
Secret Service Agents Quitting in Droves After Trump Buys Guest House with Steep Slope!
Written by John Stevens. In an unprecedented move, former President Donald Trump has purchased a guest house with a steep slope, causing an…
Democrats Promote Chubby Secret Service Agents: Pelosi Declares “Failure is our greatest strength when it comes to Diversity!”
Written by Johnathan Smith. In an unprecedented and entirely ironic twist, the Secret Service has decided to promote agents based on their body…