Camera Catches Looters Stealing Trillions of Dollars!
Written by Christopher Johnstone. In a twist that only Washington D.C. could deliver, a surveillance camera has finally captured the biggest looter of…
Tag: American politics
Kamala Harris Requires Emotional Support Communist for CNN Interview
Written by Caleb Anderson. Vice President Kamala Harris recently appeared on CNN with an unusual guest by her side—an emotional support communist. As…
Trump Beefs Up to Show Democrats What a Real Insurrection Looks Like.
Written by Caleb Anderson. In a move that left his critics reeling and his supporters cheering, Donald Trump has apparently decided to take…
Jimmy Carter Declares Presidential Run at 100! Confused Rant About “Young Biden”, Peanuts, and Ethanol!
Written by Johnathan Miller. Jimmy Carter has announced his candidacy for president at the ripe old age of 100. Apparently, surviving a century…
The Economy is So Bad, Even Joe Biden’s Job is Being Outsourced to an Indian!
Written by Michael Thompson. The American economy is apparently in such dire straits that even the President’s job is being outsourced. Joe Biden,…
Kamala Shakes Her Ass For Votes: Ignores Talk About Economy, Peace Through Strength, Secure Borders. (Video)
Written by Samuel Jenkins. Kamala Harris, our esteemed Vice President, has decided that the best way to win votes is by shaking her…
Biden Says, “If You Don’t Vote for Kamala Harris, You Ain’t an Indian Woman Who Slept Her Way to the Top, or Black.”
Written by Matthew Collins. President Joe Biden, known for his colorful language and occasional verbal missteps, has outdone himself this time. In an…
Maxine Waters Looks at Her Reflection, Turns to Stone on Live TV! (Video)
Written by Johnathan Baker. Congresswoman Maxine Waters became an unwilling mythological creature on live television. Waters, known for her fiery speeches and unwavering…
Kamala Harris Finally Unburdened From What has Been as Burden Joe Biden Retires!
Written by Jacob Thompson. Kamala Harris is finally unburdened from what has been. The woman who once appeared to be the political sidekick…