Thanks to the Biden/Harris Economy, Trump Needs Two New Jobs: McDonald’s Fry Cook and Garbage Man!
Written by Thomas Whitaker. In a twist no one saw coming, former President Donald Trump has reportedly taken up a part-time job at…
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DIsney Forced to Downsize to Storefront Due to Bidenomics!
Written by Jonathan White. The beloved Disney empire has been reduced to a single storefront. That’s right, folks, the land of dreams and…
Kamala Gets Joe a Pillow to “Help” Him “Recover” From Covid. (Video)
Written by Matthew Thompson. Vice President Kamala Harris was spotted delivering a pillow to President Joe Biden as he recovers from COVID-19. A…
Secret Service Agents Swap Jobs with Homemaker Wives! Biden’s DEI Success Story!
Written by Matthew Collins. In a move that’s left the nation both amused and puzzled, President Biden’s latest Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI)…
Media Applaud Biden’s Successful Solo Navigation of Air Force One Kiddie Stairs for First Time!
Written by Sarah Thompson. In a heartwarming display of determination, President Biden has captured the nation’s attention by successfully ascending the notorious “kiddie…
Democrats Stage Biden Bike Ambush to Garner Trump-Like Sympathy After Trump Dismisses Bullet!
Written by David Matthews. In a move that can only be described as audaciously absurd, Democrats have devised a new strategy to boost…