Man Arrested for Hunting Zucchini Without a License. Bail Set at $10,000.
Written by Jessica Brown. In a bizarre twist that has left the local community both puzzled and amused, a man was recently arrested…
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Blinding Sunlight Forces FBI and DOJ to Drop Trump Shooting Investigation!
Written by Michael Harrison. In a move that can only be described as uniquely American, the FBI and DOJ have dropped their investigation…
After Trump Shooting, Secret Service Requiring Agents to be 5 Feet Tall, Identify as Male.
Written by Johnathan Smith. In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the Secret Service announced new requirements for their agents:…