World Mourns as Globalist, Klaus Schwab, Found Alive!
Written by Mark Johnson. Klaus Schwab has been found alive, much to the dismay of conspiracy theorists, freedom lovers, and people who generally…
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Mark Zuckerberg Denies Hiding Famous Trump Photo on Facebook, Claims He Was Hanging Drywall
Written by James Thompson. Mark Zuckerberg, the man behind the blue social media empire, has found himself embroiled in controversy. Allegations have surfaced…
Palestinian Wins 100M Dash at Olympic Games. All Other Competitors Mysteriously Die! (Video)
Written by David Thompson. In a bizarre and darkly comical twist, the Olympic 100M Dash took an unexpected turn when the Palestinian sprinter…
Video: Neil Armstrong Family Releases Unseen Footage of Moon Landing. New Doubts Emerge as Family Dog Enters Frame.
Written by Jonathan Edwards. The Armstrong family has released previously unseen footage of the historic 1969 moon landing. This footage, supposedly taken by…
Hillary Hires New Team of Suicide Hotline Members. Plans to Run Against Trump in November.
Written by Benjamin Whitaker. Hillary Clinton has reportedly hired an entire new team of suicide hotline members. This peculiar tactic, she insists, is…
Secretary Lloyd Austin Says Trump “Attention Hound” for Wearing Ear Bandage After Being Shot
Written by Luke Hamilton. Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin has accused former President Donald Trump of being an “attention hound” following his public…
Democrats Reinstate Public School Shooting Classes After Trump Assassination Attempt Fails
Written by Mark Whittaker. In a move that has left many Americans scratching their heads, the Democrats have decided to reinstate shooting classes…
Blinding Sunlight Forces FBI and DOJ to Drop Trump Shooting Investigation!
Written by Michael Harrison. In a move that can only be described as uniquely American, the FBI and DOJ have dropped their investigation…