Tim Walz Withdraws from VP Race After Learning He Must Visit Battleground States!
Written by Nathaniel Collins. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has announced his withdrawal from the Vice Presidential race. The reason? Apparently, Walz was under…
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Democrats Ban Misinformation Speech, Suddenly Silenced with Nothing to Say!
Written by Caleb Thompson. The Democratic Party has embarked on a valiant crusade to ban misinformation speech. This groundbreaking initiative promises to purge…
Pete Buttigieg Makes Fashion Statement at Tim Walz Campaign Rally!
Written by Caleb Thompson. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg took his commitment to “blending in” to a whole new level. Arriving at a…
Trump Shooter Plans to Vote Democrat Now That He’s Dead!
Written by Abigail Thompson. The man who attempted to assassinate former President Donald Trump has now expressed his intent to vote Democrat. Yes,…