Joe Biden Steps Aside, Hands Over Reins to Vice President Trump
Written by Michael Evans. President Joe Biden has announced he’s stepping down. But wait—before you start celebrating or commiserating, it gets even better….
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Trump Prepares for RNC Speech in Full Battle Gear! “Don’t Fuck with Me!”
Written by Johnathan Lee. Former President Donald Trump has been spotted backstage at the Republican National Convention (RNC) donning full army regalia. The…
Geico Hires Donald Trump. New Slogan: “Vote for Trump and you Could Save 50% or More.”
Written by Alexander Matthews. In a marketing move as bold as it is baffling, Geico has announced former President Donald Trump as the…
Donald Trump Announces His Pick for Vice President. His Pick is Donald Trump After Biden Let the Cat Out of the Bag!
Written by Jonathan Harper. In a move that left even his most ardent supporters scratching their heads, former President Donald Trump announced that…
Democrats Reinstate Public School Shooting Classes After Trump Assassination Attempt Fails
Written by Mark Whittaker. In a move that has left many Americans scratching their heads, the Democrats have decided to reinstate shooting classes…