Elon Musk to Automate Sandcrawlers for Mass Deportations!
Written by David Stevens. In a move that no one saw coming (but somehow, we all should have), Elon Musk has decided to…
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Gay Green Lantern Vandalizes Tesla Cybertruck! People Vomiting in Streets! (Video)
Written by Benjamin Clarke. The Gay Green Lantern has struck again. This time, the target was none other than the revered Tesla Cybertruck….
Elon Musk Creates Space Elevator So Poor Tourists Can Watch Rich Tourists Ride His Rockets (Video)
Written by David Thompson. Elon Musk, the billionaire extraordinaire and modern-day Tony Stark, has once again revolutionized space travel. This time, he’s created…
Tesla Unveils First Electric Coupe Convertible. Ideal for Short Trips!
Written by Matthew Roberts. Tesla has announced the launch of its first electric coupe convertible, marketed as the perfect vehicle for short trips….
Tesla Unveils The “General Electric” Cybertruck Just to Piss Off Liberals!
Written by Samuel Jennings. In an audacious move that only Elon Musk could pull off, Tesla has announced that its Cybertrucks will now…
Tesla Launches Cybertruck with New Optional Gas-Powered Generator Tow Package
Written by Johnathan Davis. Tesla, the pioneering champion of electric vehicles, has unveiled its latest feature for the Cybertruck: a gas-powered generator tow…