Mom Slips and Falls in Paint. Sells Butt and Hand Print for Millions, Surpassing Hunter Biden!
Written by Grace Matthews. In what can only be described as the most fortuitous accident in modern art history, a suburban mom’s unfortunate…
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Greta Thunberg Pissed that Hunter Biden Using Plastic Straw to Snort Coke Instead of Paper One!
Written by Matthew Connor. Greta Thunberg, the climate crusader who once scolded world leaders with the unforgettable “How dare you,” has found herself…
Video: Biden Administration Has No Dignity! Allows Dance Party in Public!
Written by Luke Matthews. In a stunning display of what some might call “freedom of expression” and others might label as a complete…
Harry Sisson Admitted to Insane Asylum after Joe Biden’s Dropout Announcement! People Cheer!
Written by Samuel Johnson. Harry Sisson, the celebrated paid liberal influencer, has been admitted to an insane asylum. The catalyst for this drastic…
FBI Can’t Find Man with Gun Next to Trump with People Pointing at Him. Manage to Find J6 Patriot from Arkansas with Just Picture of Ear.
Written by Matthew Collins. In what can only be described as a masterclass in investigative irony, the FBI has recently encountered a baffling…
Joe Drops Out of Presidential Race. Hunter Biden Screwed!
Written by Joshua Peters. Hunter Biden finds himself in an unprecedented predicament. With his father, Joe Biden, officially withdrawing from the presidential race,…