The Nike Hijab and Nike Stones—For When She Takes It Off!
Written by Luke Daniels. Nike has always been at the forefront of innovation in sportswear, but their latest line has left many scratching…
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California Bathrooms Catering to Black Men!
Written by Matthew Thompson. California, the land of innovation and questionable ideas, has once again found itself at the forefront of an unexpected…
FBI Now Offering DEI Costumes
Written by Michael Thompson. In a move that has left the nation scratching its collective head, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has…
Trans Olympic Boxing Gold Medalist: “Anyone Who Says I’m a Man Can Suck My Dick.”
Written by Jacob Harris. In a move that’s sure to have traditionalists choking on their protein shakes, the latest Olympic boxing sensation has…
Trans Women Olympic Volleyball Team Forced to Wear Pants Because, “Ain’t Nobody Want to See That Shit!”
Written by Jacob Turner. The Olympic Committee has mandated that the trans women’s volleyball team must wear pants instead of the usual shorts….
Democrats Promote Chubby Secret Service Agents: Pelosi Declares “Failure is our greatest strength when it comes to Diversity!”
Written by Johnathan Smith. In an unprecedented and entirely ironic twist, the Secret Service has decided to promote agents based on their body…
After Trump Shooting, Secret Service Requiring Agents to be 5 Feet Tall, Identify as Male.
Written by Johnathan Smith. In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the Secret Service announced new requirements for their agents:…