Putin Hires Communist, Kamala Harris!
Written by Jacob Whitaker. Kamala Harris has accepted a new job—working for none other than Vladimir Putin himself. That’s right, folks. The former…
Tag: international relations
Trump Refuses to Shake Trudeau’s Hand. “There was a National Scandal the Last Time I Grabbed a Pussy.”
Written by Christopher Lightfoot. Former President Donald Trump decided to forgo shaking Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s hand during their recent meeting. The…
Zelensky in Panic After Biden Drops Out of Presidential Race. Fears Billions in Cash Will Dry Up!
Written by Joshua Greene. President Joe Biden has announced he will not seek re-election, sending shockwaves across the globe. But perhaps no one…