Thanks to the Biden/Harris Economy, Trump Needs Two New Jobs: McDonald’s Fry Cook and Garbage Man!
Written by Thomas Whitaker. In a twist no one saw coming, former President Donald Trump has reportedly taken up a part-time job at…
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Swanson Embraces Wokeness with New “Hungry They/Them” TV Dinners – for Every Appetizing Identity!
Written by Caleb Peterson. Well, folks, Swanson has officially thrown its hat into the “woke” ring with their latest culinary masterpiece: the Hungry…
Only Known Photo Surfaces of Kamala Harris “Working” at McDonald’s!
Written by Daniel Collins. In a twist that no one saw coming—except maybe the photo editors on Twitter—a picture surfaced allegedly showing Kamala…
Ohio Animal Shelters Celebrate Empty Cages!
Written by Peter Thompson. In what can only be described as the most unexpected turn of events in the history of American pet…
Snoop Dogg Cancels Show in Springfield Ohio Because Illegal Haitians Show Up with Forks and Knives!
Written by Michael Cross. Rap legend Snoop Dogg canceled his much-anticipated performance in Springfield, Ohio, over a rather unexpected fear—being eaten alive by…
Deaf Waiter Doesn’t Hear Request to Stop Shredding Cheese, Floods Restaurant with Parmesan
Written by Benjamin Clark. In a stunning turn of events that no one saw coming—except, perhaps, the manager with a slight twitch in…
George Floyd Celebrates 1,576 Days of Sobriety!
Written by Paul Henderson. In what can only be described as the most ironic sobriety celebration in history, George Floyd has officially hit…
Tom Brady Joins Mafia in 1954
Written by David Thompson. In a move that has baffled both sports fans and historians alike, Tom Brady, the NFL legend who defied…
“Michelle” Tyson Set to be Female World Boxing Champion! Judges See No Problem.
Written by John Peterson. Mike Tyson, the man who once ruled the boxing world with an iron fist (and occasionally a gnashing set…