Maxine Waters Looks at Her Reflection, Turns to Stone on Live TV! (Video)
Written by Johnathan Baker. Congresswoman Maxine Waters became an unwilling mythological creature on live television. Waters, known for her fiery speeches and unwavering…
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Secret Service Taps Uvalde Police Department for Elite Training
Written by Jessica Thompson. In a decision that’s left everyone baffled, the Secret Service has turned to the Uvalde Police Department for guidance….
Democrats Spend Hours Vandalizing Trump Puzzles by Removing One Key Piece Covering Injured Ear!
Written by Sarah Mitchell. In an unexpected twist to modern political protests, Democrats have taken to vandalizing puzzles of former President Donald Trump…
Secret Service Agents Swap Jobs with Homemaker Wives! Biden’s DEI Success Story!
Written by Matthew Collins. In a move that’s left the nation both amused and puzzled, President Biden’s latest Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI)…
Secret Service Hires Stealthy Roof-Walking Cow as Agent! “People Just Can’t Do That.” – Director.
Written by Jennifer Thompson. In a surprising move that has both amused and baffled the nation, the Secret Service has announced the hiring…
Tesla Launches Cybertruck with New Optional Gas-Powered Generator Tow Package
Written by Johnathan Davis. Tesla, the pioneering champion of electric vehicles, has unveiled its latest feature for the Cybertruck: a gas-powered generator tow…
Secretary Lloyd Austin Says Trump “Attention Hound” for Wearing Ear Bandage After Being Shot
Written by Luke Hamilton. Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin has accused former President Donald Trump of being an “attention hound” following his public…
Netflix Produces DEI Biopic of JD Vance!
Written by Timothy Bradford. In a move that has left the internet in stitches and some folks shaking their heads, Netflix has announced…
Geico Hires Donald Trump. New Slogan: “Vote for Trump and you Could Save 50% or More.”
Written by Alexander Matthews. In a marketing move as bold as it is baffling, Geico has announced former President Donald Trump as the…