JD Vance Convicted of the Most Heinous Crime: Leaving a Shopping Cart!
Written by Jacob Matthews. A shocking photograph has surfaced, revealing JD Vance’s most egregious crime: forgetting to return a shopping cart. The image,…
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Tim Walz Opts Out of Rodeo Debate with JD Vance, Citing Concerns Over Potential Romantic Entanglements!
Written by Jonathan Matthews. In a move that surprised no one and amused everyone, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has gracefully declined an invitation…
E. Jean Carroll Accuses JD Vance of Sexual Assault in 1994. Vance, 39, Denies Claim! Alvin Bragg to Bring Charges!
Written by Matthew Turner. E. Jean Carroll has leveled serious allegations against JD Vance, Trump’s newly minted VP pick. According to Carroll, the…
Netflix Produces DEI Biopic of JD Vance!
Written by Timothy Bradford. In a move that has left the internet in stitches and some folks shaking their heads, Netflix has announced…